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11. We have to go to the crappy car wash, we’re not allowed at the nice one.
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12. “Service Warranty? No thanks, I’ll be fixing this myself.”
13. Wife: “How deep is that mud?” Me: “Lets see.”
14. I’m thinking of going topless today.
15. Road closed? Not to me.
16. Sometimes I dream of having a fuel efficient car. Then I remember I drive a jeep and can drive over shit.
17. It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand.