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11. We have to go to the crappy car wash, we’re not allowed at the nice one.

Wagner T. Cassimiro "Aranha" Flickr

Wagner T. Cassimiro “Aranha” Flickr

12. “Service Warranty? No thanks, I’ll be fixing this myself.”

_SandMan_ via Flickr

_SandMan_ via Flickr

13. Wife: “How deep is that mud?” Me: “Lets see.”

 nan palmero via Flickr


nan palmero via Flickr

14. I’m thinking of going topless today.

Jeff Brint via Flickr

Jeff Brint via Flickr

15. Road closed? Not to me.

Jeff Brint via Flickr

Jeff Brint via Flickr

16. Sometimes I dream of having a fuel efficient car. Then I remember I drive a jeep and can drive over shit.

fuel efficient jeep

17. It’s a Jeep thing, you wouldn’t understand.

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VinceFL via Flickr