11. We have to go to the crappy car wash, we’re not allowed at the nice one.
12. “Service Warranty? No thanks, I’ll be fixing this myself.”
13. Wife: “How deep is that mud?” Me: “Lets see.”
14. I’m thinking of going topless today.
15. Road closed? Not to me.
16. Sometimes I dream of having a fuel efficient car. Then I remember I drive a jeep and can drive over shit.