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6. JEEP = Just Empty Every Pocket
7. Wife: “Can we roll the windows up?” Me: “They are rolled up, but they’re at home with the doors.”
8. 45 minutes after getting it home, the doors were off, top was down, and I was stuck.
9. Wife: “Your check engine light is on.” Me: “I checked. The engine’s still there.”
10. “Don’t worry, that falls off all the time.”