1. Wife: “Your engine is leaking oil.” Me: “Jeeps don’t leak, they mark their territory.”
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2. “There’s a terrible noise, but it goes away when I turn up the stereo.”
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3. “It’s not a dent, it’s a battle scar”
4. “After we got it back on its tires, it was a pretty good day.”
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5. “On the bright side, the rain goes out as easy as it gets in.”
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