1. Wife: “Your engine is leaking oil.” Me: “Jeeps don’t leak, they mark their territory.”

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ssanders7390 via Flickr

2. “There’s a terrible noise, but it goes away when I turn up the stereo.”

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rockfshr via Flickr

3. “It’s not a dent, it’s a battle scar”

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4. “After we got it back on its tires, it was a pretty good day.”

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Jeff Brint via Flickr

5. “On the bright side, the rain goes out as easy as it gets in.”

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Neticola via Flickr